Short Drive To Crazy
(He Said, She Said)

(She said:)The day that I first met you, I remember it well. It was a sunny day. It was oh, so gay. But soon that sunny day, well, it turned to gray, and I turned blue... from you!

     (He said:) Well it's a short drive to crazy, when I'm behind the wheel. 'Cause you're stupid, dumb and lazy and you lost all your sex appeal. Well you ruined my life, but that's all right, 'cause I ruined yours too.

     (He said:) I don't know what I was thinkin' when we went and got hitched; it happened oh, so quick. You were oh, so slick. Well you walked down the aisle with your great big smile, but then you switched into a bitch!

    (She said:) Well it's a short drive to Crazy, when I'm behind the wheel. 'Cause you're stupid, dumb and lazy and you lost all your sex appeal. Well you ruined my life, but that's all right, 'cause I ruined yours too.

     (We said:) Hang on, honey, 'cause we're almost there. I can see it in my sights. A little trip to Crazy is what I need to make me feel all right.

     Thirty years later and you're still the same, and you haven't changed. You are oh, so lame! But I'm lame too, it's a shame it's true, but I love you!

From the forthcoming album Kings of the Soul Punk Swing

Music and lyrics by Steve Moramarco
© Stevetime Music, BMI
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